My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse and I haven’t even had to change my diet!! My metabolism is seriously faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this cleanse  a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: Right now there’s a summer special going on where you can get a free bottle and only pay $2.95 shipping. Thanks to this amazing deal I got my free trial bottle and saved a bunch of money compared to other weight loss products. If for some reason you’re unhappy you can cancel your trial within 10 days and not have to worry about any charges, so there’s really no downside!!

thanks for the recommendation, because of the summer deal i got my free trial and paid less than three dollars!!! p.s. you looking freaking fab!! xox

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Perfect dad is perfect.

“I don’t disrespect how you identify, BUT YOUR CLOTHES FUCKING SUCK.”

"I love you no matter what, but we have GOT to buy you better clothes."



My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.